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Cat-sitting... let’s get naughty in someone else’s house [NSFW]
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I'm pale and skinny, but I definitely have a V! (I think)
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*Everything* is a chemical. That includes the little surprise on (M)y tip =]
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(M)inor irk, but the word is "voila," not "walla" as I often hear it pronounced
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What demands more attention in this dressing room: the dirty mirror or the cracked one behind it?
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"I could care less" = I care at least somewhat and, hell, (M)ay even care a lot. To say you DGAF, it's "I couldn't care less"
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Told My Roomie... Think She’ll Look for Me? (NSFW gif)
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E-Bae would be a good nickname for the subreddits that facilitate users selling their affection/attention/naked pics (e.g., GF experience, or "premium" accounts) (M)
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"24/7/365" (M)akes no sense. It should be either 24/365 (all day, every day of the year) or 24/7/52 (all day, every day of the week, every week of the year)
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No one's given me a blowjob in quite some time, so I've been walking around feeling pretty light-headed (M)
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Nothing screams “fuck me” like this Whole Foods bathroom lighting
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Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't need a Passport or a Compass when I Traverse your body – just give (M)e the green light
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